toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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