Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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