Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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