The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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