I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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