I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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