Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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