There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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