i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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