have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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