ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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