it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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