On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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