Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
