if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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