just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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