omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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