Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize