my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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