yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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