i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I would ride that face into the sunset
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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