we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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