ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
