So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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