wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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