I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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