I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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