The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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