do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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