You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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