he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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