This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
