So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
