so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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