They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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