your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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