gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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