I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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