We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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