I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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