going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
