i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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