I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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