Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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