Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
