Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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