do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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