How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize