So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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