Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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