I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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