I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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