dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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