are you still at the devil's house?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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