you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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