What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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