He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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