That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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