"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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