brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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